…and a terrorist. Apparently there have been new orders made by Home Secretary John Reid. Reports at TheSpoof.com are that
A total of six individuals are now known to have gone missing while under control orders, which impose a loose form of house arrest on those suspected of involvement with international terrorism.
The home Secretary has issued the next level of control punishment for these ne’re do wells who obviously don’t respond to being told to stay indoors. "I have been left no choice but issue a severe spanking order on these up to no gooders" said Mr. Reid.
The public have been asked to keep an eye out for these men as there aren’t enough policemen to do so, but under no circumstances are they to administer the spanking themselves, any flagellation required, will be carried out under strict police supervision.
Well that’s a relief. I was wondering how British citizens would cope, what with Abel being out of the country and all.
Home arrest and / or flagellation by the police. Either way, it beats being held for years on a base in Cuba.